Today is the season finale for the Newlyweds show. I didn't like the show when it first aired, because i couldn't believe how stupid and spoiled jessica could be most of the time..and I'm talking about jaw-droppingly stupid.. But I gave it the benefits of the doubt (or was it because i stayed home too much??) and I began to like it and appreciate her for the way she is..for her fearleasness of having millions of people watch her goes about her daily life and for putting everything on the table (including her bubblehead-ness *is there such a word?*. And now that I think about it.. she is not that stupid afterall...it certainly took some brains to make $20 million last year. So anyway.. i'm loving the show, i get a good laugh watching the-always-wanting-to-have sex nick and the ditzy jessica..and plus i get some new vocab that only exist in Jessica Simpson dictionary..like this:


Jessica: If we have sons, they're gonna wanna be ballerinos"

Cacee: "Ballerinas?"

Jessica: "No, ballerinos. Guys are o's. You know, with the o's, the masculine.


Jessica: "Why were there mouses?"


Jessica: I could feel your teeth.

Nick: They're not my teeth, actually.

Jessica: Oh, I forgot. They're "ventures". No, that's dentures.

Nick: Ventures?

Jessica: What are they called?

[Nick laughs]

Jessica: Veneers.

[Nick laughs]

Jessica: I thought "dentures" and I thought "veneers". And then I came up with "ventures".

Nick: Yeah. "Think" is the key word.


Jessica: Well, I'm gonna take a shower. And wash off everybody's foot jam.

Nick: [snickers] Foot- foot jam?

Jessica: Yeah, I mean, I was in a pool of water all day long that everybody's feet was in.

Nick: Isn't it toe jam?

Jessica: Whatever.


and my favorite Jessica blond moments would be:


[after being offered Buffalo wings]

Jessica: No thanks. I don't eat buffalo.


Jessica: [talking on the phone] Well, 23 is old! It's almost 25 which is almost mid-twenties. (yea jess..math can be confusing sometimes)


And some of nick pervertness:


Jessica: Oh my gosh...i didn't expect it to be so big [when her dessert order arrives]

Nick: That's what you said on our wedding nite baby..;)


Jessica: In the beginning of our marriage you were so eager to open the door for me

Nick: In the beginning of our marriage I got laid!!


[discussing the new sheets Jessica bought]

Nick: How much were they?

Jessica: Huh?

Nick: How much? How much?

Jessica: $1400.

Nick: Jessica Simpson!

Jessica: What?

[giggles]

Jessica: Don't be mad. Oh, Nick, come on.

Nick: $1400 for sheets?

Jessica: Well, you sleep on 'em every night.

Nick: I sleep on the ones we got now every night. I don't have a problem.

Jessica: Well, I don't like them. I don't sleep good.

Nick: Holy crap. I better have a wet dream when I sleep on those sheets.


and here's some of jessica simpson jokes that i got in my email:


Q: Jessica Simpson ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.


Q: Why did Jessica Simpson get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said ”From 2-4 years.”


Q: Why did Jessica Simpson tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.


Hihi..those are pretty funny..too bad the show has ended..so what am i gonna watch now??