I usually ignore fwd jokes in the e-mail, but this one cracks me up *thank you dina*..So i thought i'd paste it here and share it with you...


TO : MOTHER NATURE MANAGEMENT

FROM : PENIS

SUB : REQUEST FOR A RAISE


I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:


I do physical labour,

I work at great depths,

I plunge head first into everything I do,

I do not get weekends or public holidays off,

I work in a damp environment,

I don't get paid overtime,

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation,

I work in high temperatures, and

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


==balesannya..==


TO : PENIS

FROM : MOTHER NATURE

SUB : REQUEST FOR A RAISE



Dear Penis,


After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,

the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:


*You can not work 8 hours straight,

*You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods,

*You do not always follow the orders of the management team,

*You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting

other locations,

*You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in

order to start working,

*You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift,

*You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing

the correct protective clothing,

*You will retire well before you are 65,

*You are unable to work double shifts,

*You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the

assigned task,

*And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and

exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.



Sincerely,

The Management (MOTHER NATURE)


*hihi*